I suppose you have turned up here to read Bert's blog. Well you're going to be sorely disappointed today. Bert has been a very naughty cat. I am the one he doesn't trust, and as you read yesterday, him and his pals trashed the place while I was out the other evening. So, to teach him a lesson, I have taken his computer away. Also, he didn't get any prawns today. You lot are partly to blame for encouraging him! At the moment he is out in the garden sulking on the back wall. If he behaves himself, he might be back tomorrow.
Well, that's my lot. I can't hang around here all day. I have a curtain rail to put up. Now, where did I put the hammer. What a life! The one Bert doesn't trust.
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Get Ready, Set..Wait, Where Are We Going Again?
11 months ago
Careful there...Cats do have ways of getting back at humans for any perceived slights! ;-)
ReplyDeleteohoh - No wonder Bert calls you the "one I don't trust." Poor Bert. I think we all need to help hime come up with ideas to get even with you. We cats are good at dat.
ReplyDeleteBooooo...Hissss...you will be sorry to mess with all of us kitties=we are a team, you know...Team Bert!!!...xoxoxoxo to poor Bert...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteOh, dear, now we understand why Bert calls the the one he doesn't trust. For shame, taking away a mancat's blog, even for a time.
ReplyDeleteYo, bitch! U give Bert back his computer. We gonna mess u up good AND we'll DM "the pretty one" and tell her how u've been abusing Bert.
ReplyDeleteOh, what a shame! How could you? Bert only wanted to have some fun with friends, as you did that night. You better give Bert his computer back, you don't know who you're messing with. It's 3 vs one! You better sleep with one eye open.
ReplyDeleteThat's not fair!! Give Albert his Computer back! He wasn't even responsible!! It was His Poncy Brother and His Stupid Sister's fault!! Punish Them not Him!!
ReplyDeleteI hope you withheld prawns from Tabby and Ginger Tail also; not just Bert, because that would be unfair since all three of them were there.
ReplyDeleteJake the red tabby
You know Bert was just trying to get "your" attention. He's not a bad kitty, just misguided.
ReplyDeleteYOU were out on the town while the Pretty One is visiting her Mother. YOU left the kitchen a MESS and all the dishes fell onto the floor; YOU did not put the curtain rail up properly and the darn thing fell off the wall; YOU have not been feeding the little darlings well and they HAD to get food and share it on the settee! As we, Piddle and Purr, see this, you are in deep deep litter! Just as you should be -----
ReplyDeleteHigh Paw Bert -- you have our support forever
Psssst...Bert, can you hear me? You don't have to put up with this. Come on over and you can share our computer!
ReplyDeleteMax S.
Pft, pitiful hooman! Did you happen to notice, over there on the right, 104 followers...your days are numbered ape. All Bert wanted was a night with his frends, just as you were haffing, not their fault yoo din't clean up da kitchen, hang da drapery properly and were starving them to the point that others had to bring them scraps! We see now why your the one he doesn't trust...pft
ReplyDeleteHow rotten of you, taking away Bert's computer. No wonder he doesn't trust you. Bert, if not for that pesky ocean, I would be happy to share my computer with you. Maybe you could ask that nice monster who lives up in Scotland if she could give you a ride over?
ReplyDelete*Yikes* How can you do that to Bert? Take his computer away... he'll get terrible withdrawal symptoms without access to his Blog! It'll cost you dear in vet's bills in the long run believe me, I know! I’ve had not access to t’interweb since Monday and had to get medical advice about the panic attacks! Imagine my distress to log back in at last today to Albert’s Blog only to see your post!! Pfftt... don’t you realise the distress you’ll cause to the blogosphere if you deny Albert his computer??
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