I suppose you have turned up here to read Bert's blog. Well you're going to be sorely disappointed today. Bert has been a very naughty cat. I am the one he doesn't trust, and as you read yesterday, him and his pals trashed the place while I was out the other evening. So, to teach him a lesson, I have taken his computer away. Also, he didn't get any prawns today. You lot are partly to blame for encouraging him! At the moment he is out in the garden sulking on the back wall. If he behaves himself, he might be back tomorrow.
Well, that's my lot. I can't hang around here all day. I have a curtain rail to put up. Now, where did I put the hammer. What a life! The one Bert doesn't trust.
Time Flies As Merci Ages
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